Deep Throat Revealed?

W. Mark Felt, who retired from the FBI after rising to its second most senior position, has identified himself as the "Deep Throat" source quoted by The Washington Post to break the Watergate scandal that led to President Nixon's resignation, Vanity Fair magazine said Tuesday.

More.

Classified under: Deep Throat,politics,

I usually don't like seeing guys in thongs.....

But the eyerape for hetero males is worth it to see this Russian break it down....old skool.

Classified under: Robot Dance, bodybuilding

Children MUST be Stopped.

Classified under: webjunk

New Charlie and the Chocolate Factory trailer

Looks like a beaut. (not misspelled, pronounced: be-yoot)

Classified under: trailer,Tim Burton,Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

World Beard and Moustache Championships

Classified under: beard, moustache

I have a Jesus on line one for you....a Jesus Christ...

Classified under: cellphone, Jesus Christ

Please parents of the world.....

Don't name your children after video game characters...ever.

Classified under: Video Games, Babies

TeenANIME Mutant-ANIME Ninj-ANIME Turtles....THE ANIME!

Nothing screams bastardization much like applying anime to an American Cartoon, especially Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Classified under: Animation, Cartoon, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, TMNT, Anime

The latest SNL Celebrity Jeopardy

If you missed it (and you shouldn't have) Will Ferrell made an appearance on SNL. And like all good things, Celebrity Jeopardy was on the list of things to be watched.

Classified under: Will Ferrell, SNL, Celebrity Jeopardy

Tony the Tiger will always be GRRREEEEAAAT! to me

Thurl Ravencroft was the voice of Tony The Tiger and sadly this year he passed away. Although rather than focus on his more obvious talent, I would like to point into the direction of his other appearances especially in Disney films as other voices on the webiste All Things Thurl. Not to mention that he actually had a singing career for a while. The unmistakable voice is going to be sorely missed. He was truly GREEEEEEAT!

Classified under: Thurl Ravencroft, Tony the Tiger

Don't fuck with Japanese Schoolgirls

Probably fake, but would be GREATLY hilarious if real.

Classified under: Japanese School Girls, German Suplex, Crime, Elevator,

The Mad Genius from the Bottom of the Sea

Interesting but LONG read in tapping in the power of the solar energy via the depths of the ocean

"The potential of OTEC is great," says Joseph Huang, a senior scientist for the National Oceanic Atmospheric Administration and an expert on the process. "The oceans are the biggest solar collector on Earth, and there's enough energy in them to supply a thousand times the world's needs. If you want to depend on nature, the oceans are the only energy source big enough to tap."

Classified under: Energy,

Never found someone so happy *NOT* being the father

Although the dancing's a bit tacky. But knowing these type of shows, they were prolly bad mouthing each other earlier.

Classified under: Not The Father, Maury Povich

And you think Vancouver has problems with street racing

Classified under: Street Racing, Arabians,

The Big He-Bowsky

He-Man edited with dialogue from The Big Lebowski

Classified under: He-Man, The Big Lebowski

NOOOO is now the new "It's a trap"

For those few who chose not to watch Star Wars Episode 3, there's one scene where Darth Vader yells "NOOOOOOOOOOOO" in a very cheesy way. It's now been very very famous, rivaling it's "Trilogy Brother Ender Return of the Jedi's famous quote by Admiral Ackbar It's a Trap!!!.

Now ytmnd.com is an anagram for You the man now dog from the film Finding Forrestor. A website of the same quote basically had a picture of Sean Connery as the background, the quote above and the sound clip of the quote looped OVER AND OVER again.

ytmnd.com allows you to make your own and now Vader's NOOOOOOOOO is making the rounds. The above links is possibly the best one I heard so far.

Classified under: Episode 3, Star Wars, Darth Vader No

You know it be true

Classified under: Anime,

Kids of Widney High "Pretty Girls" Music Video

The top video from the link is the music video of Pretty Girls by the Kids of Widney High. They are a kick ass band. They also have the best band logo ever.

The Kids of Widney High are a group of students from Widney High School, a special ed. high school in Los Angeles, who write and perform original songs. The group started in 1988 as a song writing class and changes as the students come and go from Widney. The students perform in the L.A. area with a band consisting of Vince Licassi-guitar, Judy Rudin-harmonica, Tony Bollas-drums, Spero Anthony-bass, and Michael Monagan-guitar.

Classified under: music,Kids of Widney High,music video

TV Funhouse Michael Jackson Cartoon

Classified under: cartoon,Michael Jackson

Manga Hair Gel for those Manga-ites.

In anime, hair is one of the defining features of a characters, most of the time by their shape, size and a lot of cases, colour. But for those of you who don't use hair gel already and want to be suckered into buying something who's purpose is marketted differently but is most likely the exact same thing as a cheaper product...here is Manga Gel from Garnier to help you and your cosplaying needs.

Classified under: Manga+Hair,

E3 Booth Babes

In the ever growing pursuit to sell games, E3 Booth Babes have been commissioned for every time of genre of game on the earth to show off products, games, or just cosplay as characters as an emissary from company to audience. There was a time there weren't any booth babes...perhaps the most was just a person hired out to help. But when Digital sweethearts have more polygons pre eyelash than Jurassic Park, well it's time to ante up and appeal to the people's fantasies.

Classified under: E3,

Ep 3 GIFs

Tis a long weekend for MKZ Canadian branch. So to pass the time and show you this...BEHOLD Star Wars funniness!





Classified under: Star Wars, Episode 3, ROTS

Revenge of the Frist

Which plot revolves around a scheming senator who, seduced by visions of absolute power, transforms a democratic
republic into an empire?



Yeah, it's short, and the analogy doesn't quite work, but it's always fun to see another Star Wars take-off.

Classified under: Star Wars, moveon.org, politics

Frank (Riddler) Gorshin Dead

From Newsarama: Though he portrayed hundreds of characters, for comic book fans, Frank Gorshin will always be the Riddler. The 72 year-old actor passed away Tuesday evening after being hospitalized for three weeks with multiple ailments at Providence Saint Joseph Medical Center in Burbank. You can see his final performance in the upcoming Quentin Tarantino-directed CSI season finale. Gorshin's official site

Classified under: Frank Gorshin,Batman,obituary

G4 is now the MUST WATCH NETWORK

Jesus Fuck Me Christ!

Not understanding the humour in the above link, I don't blame you, because it involves anime knowledge. In fact I think that's a plus that you don't know the humour behind it. But for those un-anime of you nosebleeds in anime usually indicates someone (usually a male) to be horny. The reasoning behind it because the "blood is hot and boils out".

Stupidly enough a fucking gamer that G4 host Tina Wood interviewed has this MASSIVE nosebleed all over his fucking face. Jesus Christ man, thank you for representing all gamers all over the world. This'll put back Gamer/Normie relations back 1000 years now.

Classified under: E3,

Nintendo Revolution Mortness infects the net

Classified under: Nintendo Revolution,

Greatest E3 moment yet

(Right Click save as)

As a G4 host introduces Miyamoto and his Nintendog. Something unexpected happens. The dialogue thereafter is pretty silly.

Classified under: Miyamoto, Nintendo, Nintendogs, E3

Classified under: Arrested Development

More Updates from E3

Wow, Sony is really taking this "More than just a gaming system" idea seriously.





Classified under: video games, PS3, name

Michael Jackson SNL Cartoon

In very poor, yet hilarious, taste.

Classified under: Michael Jackson,cartoon

Kelsey Grammar is Beast in X3!

That is the most perfect casting since Patrick Stewart for Professor X. I love that the X-Men execs have, for the most part, consistently gotten actors who were born to play these rolls.
And Vinnie Jones from Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch is confirmed as Juggernaut.

Classified under: X-Men,movie

MGS4: E3 is under way...I repeat....E3 IS UNDER WAY

The Above link will take you to a teaser trailer for "Metal Gear Solid 4". I don't really care about how much you don't know about video games, or even the series. Or even the slight in joke about a similar game Splinter Cell. This trailer is not something to be missed, especially if you like animation in general.

If anything this shows the lengths that Hideo Kojima is allowed to express his series, and trailer it...especially to poke fun at it all. Kojima has been regarded as almost a rock star in the gaming industry, just loving to fuck with the minds of gamers. As also seen the in trailer, a "director's cut" of MGS3 has been made and is going to be released under the name MGS:Sustenance. And as I told Rob before, I think he should have waited until the "director's cut" of MGS3 to come out rather than outright buying it because it will eventually come.

Classified under: Metal Gear Solid Series, Metal Gear Solid 4, Hideo Kojima,

UNDECLARED on DVD August 16th!

Undeclared is hands down one of my favorite television series' of all time. I've seen it so many times I can recite half the episodes off by heart and even have a bootleg copy of the unaired episode. I know the order the episodes are actually *supposed* to be watched in, and generally loves it sumpin fierce.

It's austensibly Freaks & Geeks in college, and compacted into a fast paced half hour. I know that I especially, and also a great deal of my friends could identify with the lead character Steven, who is trying to get out of his geeky high school persona. Anyone reading this site may find themselves identifying with him too.

The series boasted a number of excellent and well-used guest stars at the top of their games, including Will Ferrell, Kyle (Tenacious D) Gass, Ben Stiller, Mike White (writer of and actor in Orange County, The Good Girl and School of Rock), Adam Sandler and his usual entourage, Amy (Upright Citizens Brigade, SNL, Arrested Development) Poehler, Fred (Best in Show, A Mighty Wind) Willard, and half the cast of Freaks and Geeks.

Just trust me, it doesn't get any better than this. But it comes close, as on May 24th NewsRadio seasons 1&2 are, after a year and a half delay, finally released, and June 14th marks the release of Northern Exposure season 3. The first season that's more than 8 episodes. (23!)

Kick-Assified under: DVD,TV,Undeclared

SpongeBob SquarePanties

The greatest underwear ever made.


from Stunning Serena. More pics here.

Classified under: SpongeBob SquarePants,panties

May the farm be with you!

See Cuke Skywalker, Obi Wan Cannoli, Ham Solo, and Chewbroccoli rescue Princess Lettuce from the evil Darth Tater!

This thing is really well done, and enjoyable because it isn't too preachy about how everyone should be eating organic food (even though they should).

Classified under: star wars, organic

Interview with Jang Jun-Hwan, Director of "Save the Green Planet"

This is actually a little old, but I thought I'd share nonetheless. Everyone must see this movie. Here, once again, is the trailer.

"I remember enjoying the film Misery a lot when it came out. When I was watching it I was so immersed in the story that my palms were sweaty, but by the time the movie was over I felt a lack of something. Throughout the whole film there was never a moment where we could sympathize with the Kathy Bates’ character. Her Mrs. Wilkes was depicted merely as a deranged monster to avoid and run away from at all costs. That’s when I decided that one day I’d have to make a movie from the viewpoint of a character like Mrs. Wilkes."

Classified under: Save the Green Planet,interview,Jang Jun-Hwan

John Kricfalusi Chat Interview & Shorts!

My hero speaks at length about cartoons and the forthcoming Ren & Stimpy DVD sets.
Also, here is a collection of some of his advertising works, among other tasty animated tidbits.

Classified under: John Kricfalusi,Ren and Stimpy,animation,interview

Believe it or not, it's E3

Alas, Rob has already left. But everyone else can enjoy this parody of the theme from Greatest American Hero featuring portly gamer guy singing about his love of watching E3.

Classified under: E3, music video

Minor MKZ slowdown for the next several months

I usually don't break the fourth wall (or whatever wall there is on the internet), but I'm leaving to work for the summer. What does this mean for MKZ? Probably a minor slow down in updates for the next three and a half months. What does this mean for me? It means for the next several months, I shall be away from telephones, the internet and proper housing while I reforrest the barren wastelands of Canada. Back breaking work, but *someone* needs to save the planet, right? If the trees, bugs, food and harsh weather don't kill me, I shall try my hardest to check my e-mail once a month. You guys can reach me at machinegunelephant[at]gmail.com. Don't be sending stuff to my hotmail account. It'll most likely be dead by the time that I'm back to civilization. Do me a favour and send me good info from E3, or womean wearing pink thongs. Or both!

Slacktivist on Left Behind

The first words of Left Behind are "Rayford Steele," the protagonist's name.

It sounds like a porn star's name -- and in a sense it is. The Left Behind series is dispensational porno, but it's more than that. One of the most disturbing things about this book is the way LaHaye and Jenkins portray men, women and the relationships between them.

...Our porn star hero, Rayford Steele, interacts with women just like any porn star does -- minus, of course, the sex. It's all about dominance, exploitation, titillation and the stroking of -- in this case -- egos.

The character Rayford Steele is, like the authors, no longer a young man. Younger authors might not have been compelled to give their protagonists names -- "Steele" and "Buck" -- that seem such a blatant assertion of male virility. Bev is apparently not the only LaHaye who seems oblivious to phallic imagery.

If you're thinking I'm reading too much into all this, that this theme isn't really as present in the text as I'm making it out to be, consider the opening lines:

Rayford Steele's mind was on a woman he had never touched. With his fully loaded 747 on autopilot ...

That's more than just subtext

Despite the fact that the guys behind Slacktivist makes a compelling argument against the Left Behind books, I've always been a sucker for end of the world stories. So much, in fact that I saw Left Behind the weekend that it opened. Unironically, I should.
Classified under: Left Behind,commentary,

I was anS&M hypnotist!

This is an interesting read:

"When I was still an S&M dominatrix, I was whipping this masochistic guy into shape one day and the thought suddenly occurred to me that what I was doing was very similar in a lot of ways to counseling. I decided right on the spot that I'd be better off going into counseling on a full-time basis,"

Classified under: sex,

Revenge! A banned Star Wars video game commercial

Fearful stuff as it acurately captures what a thanksgiving dinner is *really* like. And it's funny to boot.
Classified under: Star Wars,

Dukes of Hazzard trailer

I know I shouldn't want to see this. I know it's probably going to be terrible. But I feel oddly compelled to.

Classified under: trailer,Dukes of Hazzard

Math nerds unite!

Yes, the fact that I enjoyed this makes me a total dork.

Classified under: math, a capella, humor

I am 8-bit pictures up

Now that opening night has occurred, various people and press organization have posted pictures from the exhibit. There are some very impressive ones. I think these two are my favorite shown on that page, with the Frogger and Duck Hunt ones getting honorable mention.

IGN and Game Informer have some more pictures.

Classified under: art, video games

8 bit nostalgia: Mario Bros Theme rocked on guitar

With E3 arriving next week, I thought that I'd remind everyone the reason that we love games: the fantastic music. In this clip a wannabe Japanese rock star dressed like a typhoon from the 80s hit him, jams on the Super Mario Bros theme on his guitar, adding the prerequisite sound effects.

The music is great, but the comments are even better.

"LoLO : That was bad ass!!! Japanese ppl are talented yet perverted."

friggin gook : sounds like a child was tlet loose. He'll never make it as an artist unless he slits his throat on screen.

soren : george bush is a man beast lover just look at his wife!

And it continues, ad naseum.
Classified under: music,8-bit

Arrested Development Returns June 6th!

According to the official site Arrested Development will return to the airwaves on June 6th. Dozens of sites who claim to have contacted Fox say the summer episodes will be reruns in an attempt to boost ratings, but will kick off with the lost unaired episode of season 2. So for FUCK'S SAKE tune in on June 6th. Oh, it also won USA Today's Save Our Shows survey with 66%.

Classified under: Arrested Development

Bears³ shorts starring Ricky Gervais!

CG shorts of Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, and their producer, based on dialogue from their XFM radio show. By Matt Everitt. For more from their XFM radio show click here.

Found this via Drawn!

Classified under: Ricky Gervais,animation

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Radio Play

Here's your chance to hear the 12 part radio play of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Enjoy.

Babelfished under: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy,audio

MacDonalds promotes burgery?

For those of you that aren't up on internet slang (we all can't be nerd hipsters), I'd hit it means "I'd fuck it!" Unintentional humour or unsubtle orders from Ronald MacDonald that McFood is better after a hard fucking? YOU DECIDE!
Classified under: advertising,

WTF! 1337 h@x0r 0wnz0rs himself

"bitchchecker", the idiot in question, was in an IRC room and thought he'd been thrown out by the moderator, "Elch". He demanded that Elch reveal his IP address so that bitcchecker could attack him. Elch gave him the address 127.0.0.1 -- which was actually bitchchecker's computer, though bitchchecker was too stupid to actually know this. Thus, bitchchecker launched a ferocious drive-erasing attack against himself, gloating as he watched his "victim's" hard drive evaporate -- then abruptly blinking offline when his computer died.

Leet fries your brain. This is evidence, I know it is.
Classified under: hacking,

The Complete Calvin & Hobbes

Denis Goulet's blog has alerted me to the fact that come this fall, we will see a hardcover boxed edition of the greatest comic strip ever created outside of the Pearly Gates themselves. Calvin & Hobbes is collected and all will be right with the world come October 5.

Classified under: Calvin and Hobbes,comics

1912: Law Passed to stop the "Yellow Fever"

Which law was broken? Chapter 17 of the Statutes of Saskatchewan, 1912.

The Act says no white woman can work in a restaurant, laundry or any other kind of business owned, kept or managed by any "Chinaman". (Quong Wing is a "Chinaman" because he was born in China to Chinese parents. The fact that he's now a Canadian citizen doesn't seem to be worth much.) The Act was designed to promote morality by "protecting" white women from the immoral advances of Chinese immigrants. (There are no laws protecting Chinese women but that shouldn't come as a surprise since Canada's immigration laws don't let Chinese women immigrate to Canada.)

Ha ha ha, Immoral advances?. I LOVE IT. Hide your daughters, they are not safe from US.

Classified under: Law, Canada, racism, Chinese, Saskatchewan,

Disney's "The Story of Menstruation"

What better company to explain the facts of life, especially when it comes to changes to the female body where new sensations arise? Why Disney of fucking course! For many years they've been dispensing life lessons to children and might as well talk about menstruation!

Presented in technicolour

Classified under: Menstruation, Disney, Animation

Lee Bermejo's Joker

From his interview at Batman on film:

"The most interesting thing about the Joker for me was always the mystery that surrounded the character. He is a bit like Hannibal Lector in the sense that it isn't so important in SILENCE OF THE LAMBS to know where he came from. It's what he IS that makes the character amazing. In many respects, The Joker is a serial killer. His profile fits perfectly and I'm really hoping that Nolan and Goyer play him more as such instead of going for the over the top, comedic opportunities they approached the Joker with in the 1989 BATMAN.

Visually, I like the idea of the character being played a lot darker and more disturbing as well. It's difficult to realistically explain why the guy would have a huge grin on his face all the time. This is why I came up with the idea to actually scar his face to mirror the Joker smile. I remember seeing some police photos of the Black Dhalia and being genuinely disturbed by how her face was cut to look like a killer smile. After all, if this character was truly a crazy maniac why wouldn't he do this to himself? Add a little smeared lipstick, white face paint, and purple eye-shadow and you have yourself one demented looking dude. I also gave him some scarring around the eyes to mirror clown makeup a little more. I don't know about you, but clowns have always been a bit scary to me (the John Wayne Gacey angle doesn't help). As far as clothing, maybe push the character a little more in the Tyler Durden direction. Give him a wardrobe that could be a little over the top but not look completely fabricated and silly.

I based this drawing on Lachy Hulme, a front-runner for the Joker right now, but I think it eventually turned out looking a bit more like Vincent Gallo."

I'm not the only one who is reminded of Tanabou Asano's turn as Kakihara from Ichi the Killer?
Classified under: Batman,

Artist of the Day: Henry Darger

Henry Darger died in 1973 in a Catholic mission operated by the Little Sisters of the Poor. He was buried in a paupers' cemetery. He had no family or friends. The neighbors in his north Chicago apartment building remembered him as an odd, unkempt man who scavenged through garbage cans and talked to himself in numerous voices. He attended mass every day, often several times a day, but otherwise led a solitary life.

Unknown to his neighbors and to everyone, Darger had been creating and compiling a massive literary and graphic body of work since 1909. If Darger's landlord, photographer Nathan Lerner, had not sorted through the collection of scavenged debris in Darger's apartment after he moved to the mission, the writings and paintings certainly would have been lost.

Central to Darger's work is his 15,000 page, 12 volume, single-spaced, typewritten epic entitled The Story of the Vivian Girls, in What is Known as the Realms of the Unreal, of the Glandeco-Angelinnian War Storm, as caused by the Child Slave Rebellion. Darger exhibit curator Stephen Prokopoff summarizes the story:

The story recounts the wars between nations on an enormous and unnamed planet, of which Earth is a moon. The confict is provoked by the Glandelinians, who practice child enslavement. After hundreds of ferocious battles, the good Christian nation of Abbiennia forces the 'haughty' Glandelinians to give up their barbarous ways. The heroines of Darger's history are the seven Vivian sisters, Abbiennian princesses. They are aided in their struggles by a panoply of heroes, who are sometimes the author's alter-egos. The battles are full of vivid incident: charging armies, ominous captures, alarms and explosions, the appearances of demons and dragons.

Hundreds of watercolor paintings illustrate the Realms of the Unreal. Some are huge double-sided murals, painted on scrolls four feet high and ten feet long. Darger often employed collage or traced figures from comic strips and children's books, but his keen sense of composition and use of vivid color allowed him to create landscapes, battle scenes, portraits, and even an odalisque, of incredible intensity and beauty.

One could argue that the story of discovering Darger's work is more interesting than his art itself, but I feel that his art is a testiment to true artistry. Too often, it seems that so called "art" is created by commitee or to sell a product. No one can say that about Darger. There's also a documentry about him and his role in outsider art. I haven't seen it, but I'd love to get a copy. If anyone is interested, they can also listen to an interview by director Jessica Yu.
Classified under: Henry Darger,art

Today's Diesel Sweeties Be Givin' Mad Props to Canada, yo.

And to The Arcade Fire too! Woo! It's cool to be a Canadian again.



Classified under: Diesel Sweeties,comics,Canada

Vintage Porn Poster Gallery

Some good posters and pressbook material from vintage porn films. Unfortunately it's not nearly as comprehensive as it should be, but there are a few good posters worth taking a peak at. I particularly like The Abduction of Lorelei poster.

Classified under: porn

Artist of the day: Art Frahm

Art Frahm is much like Norman Rockwell is that his imagry envokes the cheery "life's swell" attitude of the 1950's. Intead of focusing on rosey cheeked cherub babies or cowlick boys getting haircuts by bespecled barbers, his art is pseudo cheese cake pin up stuff. Instead of showing women showing their gams on bombs, a lot of his art have women's panties mysteriously dropping from dresses. Is it weird? Oh yes. There's hoards of leering men and celery abound, but you can't help be drawn to the clean art.
Classified under: art,panties

Personals from hell!

Classified under: webjunk,

Pegging: a FAQ

Considering that a couple of our readers enjoy pegging (it's true!), we at MKZ thought that it would be useful to point other curious readers the ins and outs (ha!). The FAQ pretty much covers everything, from choosing the right strap-on to finding the prostate. A must for those who are interested in expanding their sexual repetoire. Take that, Itallian porn industry!
Classified under: sex,pegging

Artist of the Day: Fu-Ko Udea

Just something weird I found along me travels. Just Babel Fish the site if you have a problem reading Japanese. What I like about it personally is just how simplistic the subjects are. It's has clear focus on what it wants to show the viewer and yet the art itself is detailed and complex.

Classified under: Fu-Ko Udea, art

Intersting flash animation: music box

Here's an interesting flash animations for you guys. Remember those old Disney animations where there was armies of musical instruments, like the woodwinds versus brass fought each other musically? Music box is in the same vein, except that there's less violence and the music is much more weird. That said, that music syncing is phenomenanal and is worth checking out.
Classified under: flash,animation

Superman mock ups

Classified under: Superman,

Daily Eyerape + Music Video

(Right Click, Save-As)
Who knew He-Man was such the passoinate singer?


Classified under: He-Man,

Music Video for Shatner's Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds

This is more like it. More fans should continue making weirdo strange music videos based on Shatner's spoken word "music" instead of trying to re-animate the original series. Psychedelic Spocks an army of Beatles versus and army of Shatners: this is much more fun, by far.
Classified under: music videos,William Shatner

I fucked Ann Coulter in the Ass, Hard

With every point I expressed that ran counter to a view she held, she removed one article of clothing. Soon she sat on my couch naked, gently pulling at her untrimmed pubic hair, staring intently but not quite invitingly at me. The growing hard lump in my throat was just outpaced by the one in my pants. I was a little nervous because we had agreed on the last two points—the need to reconsider the option of nuclear energy, and drilling in the Arctic—and I noticed her oversized nipples were no longer hard. Luckily, she was, by this point, determined.
‘What do you think,’ she began provocatively, ‘of the President’s plan to privatize Social Security?’
I sighed with relief; this was as sure a promise to seal the deal as her asking if I had a condom.

Thanks to Suki for sending it this way. Cheers!
Classified under: satire,politics

Stephen Colbert to get own show

(link is New York Times - subscription required)

Comedy Central said yesterday that it was giving Mr. Colbert his own show: a half-hour that is expected to follow "The Daily Show" on weeknights and will lampoon those cable-news shows that are dominated by the personality and sensibility of a single host. Think, he said, of Bill O'Reilly and Chris Matthews and Sean Hannity.

Sounds awesome. I can't wait.

Classified under: humor, news, The Daily Show

Oh yes! I want!

Rocket chair go zoom!
Classified under: webjunk,

Daily Eye Rape

Notice the misaligned buldge.

Classified under: WTF,

This woman needs your help!

This up and coming (tee hee!) porn star needs *your* help to choose a porn name. Go to her website to choose from several uninspiring names, like Sara Reid and Lyndsay Larson. I get the impression that she's trying to pull a "Britney Rears" and capture the pop cultural zeitgeist by riffing on Lyndsay Lohann and Tara Reid, but I'm just not feeling it.
Classified under: porn,

Sympathy For Lady Vengence Trailer

When you ask most nerds which movie that they're looking forward to most this year, they'll invariably answer "Revenge of the Sith". Not me. Nothing has me more stoked than the conclusion to Chanwook Park's brilliant Vengence Trilogy, Sympathy For Lady Vengence, or, as they call it in Korea, "Kind Miss Kumja". Judging by the dark humour and bloody action pieces of Oldboy and Sympathy for Mr. Vengence, it'll be interesting to see how "kind" a vengence seeking woman is. I can't wait.
Classified under: trailers,Sympathy For Lady Vengence

"...people are wondering why there is no rebellion. I think there is no rebellion, not because kids are stupid or slothful, or whatever, but because the dark side of America is now in charge."
-Hunter S. Thompson

Classified under: Hunter S Thompson,quote

Paperinik goes Beserk

An interesting site in Italian which explores one of Donald's alter egos, Paperinik (aka Paperinik the diabolical avenger). Apparently he dons this costume to take revenge on those people who bother him daily such as Scrooge McDuck.

As you see above, a fan comic has been somewhat sketched putting Donald in the role of "Guts" of the Beserk anime. Regardless of it's incompleteness, seeing a evil Mickey Mouse cloaked in black seems cool enough.

For those who don't want to navigate through the site (aka if you're lazy) here's your money shot for the rest of the sketches.

As for the rest who would like to see the reason behind their madness, here's a Le Origini in english.


Classified under: Donald Duck,

Daily Eyerape

Classified under: Zelda,

Guess the Google

Stare at a bunch of pictures and figure out what the keyword used to search for them was. I just discovered this game and find it extremely clever.

Classified under: google, flash games

20 Year Old Wins North America's Pokemon Championship

Oh, there's so much gold here. Where to start? Maybe with a quote from the champ himself?

"My heart was beating so hard when I was battling," Darling said. "I expected myself to lose three times." Yet a last-second twist of fate and a move admittedly made in "desperation" helped Darling seal the victory.

Or, better yet, from his father, who was presumably there.

Contrary to the stereotype, video games like Pokémon have helped Darling become more outgoing, said his father, David Darling. "Socially it's helped him," David Darling said. "He can walk into one of the game stores and the kids recognize him as an expert. It's helped him mature."

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